there isn’t very much straw in the city
but if there was itd be soggy with tears
decent people tears bleeding heart tears
drug dealer tears whore and cop tears
the church folks would cry and everyone in between would have a good weep
wait there might be some straw in Compton
folks there have horses too not many know that
walking in the city can be hazardous to someone’s health it all depends if one swings back or has Harbor Freight pepper spray at the ready some old women have tasers the young ones have entitlement the smart ones move about their day
straw is not readily available with Cal Fresh or EBT GR only goes so far if you gotta choose between a rock or an ass beat some get both
but what there is in the city are cheap holiday decorations the Chinese devised a plastic wreath for every possible engagement a few years back contained within the safe haven of the 99 Cent Only Stores now found in the gutters trash heaps and several encampments
no there indeed isn’t any straw in the city