when i die i’m curious how my skull will look will i have all of my teeth my grave robbers won’t find gold will my nose holes be like a heart i wonder when i steam Botan i like to eat it hot with rice vinegar and a little toasted sesame seed oil how do you take yours love my toe nails well yeah they are a little chipped i guess i’ll get around to them soon this week lazy really no not true i just don’t think my toes are that important do you like my drawings i like the term avant gard between you and me that means i don’t have a rats ass worth of talent but if i pretend it’s a Polaroid of my soul with a few foreign words painted on the rich matron will buy it they love missed spelled words too makes them complete knowing they saved a wretch like me my hair yeah what’s wrong with it oh a nest really i ran my fingers through it when i washed it in the morning but do you think that they will put 10 pounds of mustard seeds in my skull or will the vandals toss it round my chop sticks feel crooked i better stop putting them in the dishwasher i suppose my tits yeah didn’t you hear about Newton’s law of gravity dude what is this by the way how’s your prostate been i’m a lady so i won’t speak of the southern-most half of your equator
picking bits of your bone out of the drywall will be soooo annoying
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Not if they use a putty knife…
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Your definition of avant garde is awesome! I have an idea, instead of mustard seeds inside your skull, have the outside spread with chia seeds and have it set on a sunny window sill to grow. They’re more manageable than hair and maybe the matrons will like it. 🙂
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Awww that is brilliant and you caught the misspelling too! Ding ding ding ! Thank you friend lol lol
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In all honesty, because one should always tell the truth, I didn’t catch it. Thank you for being you:)
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Oh… lol lol lol
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Your mind sounds a lot like mine during meditation. Can we ever turn it off for even one second. My next meditation session will be on ‘polaroid of my soul’. Thanks for a peek into your mind.
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Lol glad you enjoy friend xo
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Deliciously morbid
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Thanks Harley 😋
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